These are Not MY Thighs!!!

I can't believe what happened to me this week.
6:30 a.m.
It was the usual Monday morning. I stumbled out of bed, let the dogs out, put my slippers on, brushed my teeth, ran a comb through my hair, grabbed the car keys and headed out the door to take my daughter to school. The same thing I have been doing every Monday for YEARS now. Nothing out of the ordinary - right?
7:30 a.m.
Then I came home, fixed a cup of tea and headed for my home office to get some work done.
8:30 a.m.
An hour later I headed for the bathroom where I usually change but this time I decided to be daring - that was my MISTAKE! I casually took off my PJ bottoms and came out from the toilet area to head into the bedroom to grab my pants - and that is when IT happened. As I walked half naked past the large mirror over the bathroom sink I saw IT!!! I was mortified!!! I did a double take, rubbed my eyes and then closed them tightly. Surely I was having a nightmare!!! How could this have happened - IT COULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED!!! It wasn't like this last night! How did my mothers thighs end up on my legs. After a few moments of horror, adjusting the light and checking several angles in the mirror I came to the sad realization - "I AM SLOWLY MORPHING INTO MY MOTHER!"
"Maybe with a little bit of luck and a hole lot of alcohol I can morph into my mother and my father. I'll be overweight but I'll be drunk so I won't care!"